WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES - Read at your own risk After the Second Wizarding War, what does the Brightest Witch of the Age do with herself? Eighth year at Hogwarts of course! But this year is different. Different from the rest because this year is about more than O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts. Hermione learns what it means to become a woman and that for a certain platinum blonde bad boy, the most powerful magic lies between her legs. It starts with her legs and ends with her heart but what does the Golden Trio heroine do when the one person who stands in her way happens to be the father of the man she now loves??