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100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart by MatthewsBieber
100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
MatthewsBieber
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The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!
GEICO GECKO X MR CLEAN ft megamind + ryan reynolds by littledickman
GEICO GECKO X MR CLEAN ft megamind + ryan reynolds
littledickman
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sex tw- brocken/smut/gay porn SATIRE
Let Me Love Him (A George Washington x Abraham Lincoln Fanfic) by bobross666
Let Me Love Him (A George Washington x Abraham Lincoln Fanfic)
bobross666
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George Washington is the first president of the United States. He is rich and pampered and famous. The town members look up to him, and Washington never really notices them. Until a tall man with a black beard and a top hat appears in the crowd, and George Washingtonś heart is taken. But can the famous George love that town man? Find out by reading Let Me Love Him!
Shrek X Bread by patrick--star
Shrek X Bread
patrick--star
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I'm sorry
Earthworm Sally X Ezekiel (Total Drama) The Epic Crackfic by ShyTapeDispenser
Earthworm Sally X Ezekiel (Total Drama) The Epic Crackfic
ShyTapeDispenser
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I am making another joke story because yes- After Ezekiel loses his epic bling bling chain, he has to find it... but will he find love instead? :O
Peppa Pig x Batman by ew-uwu-ew
Peppa Pig x Batman
ew-uwu-ew
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A love story better than Fifty Shades of Grey Also the chapters will be really short and make no sense
IT Goes to Indiana by CrystalOfTheFire
IT Goes to Indiana
CrystalOfTheFire
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Um so this is awful. It is a IT and Stranger things Crossover. I wrote it for creative writing club. I've never watched or read stranger things or it.
Jesus x reader (wholesome?) by CrystalOfTheFire
Jesus x reader (wholesome?)
CrystalOfTheFire
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(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man