Rumor has it that if you wander into an abandoned castle at the edge of town, you'll never be able to leave. Julian Jones had never been one to take rumors to heart; that is, until he wanders into the castle of the rumors when he's on a dare with his crush. Unable to leave, he must learn to put up with a ragtag team of other unfortunate people stuck in the catsle, including an emotionless emo, a bossy old lady, a once-famous pop star, and a crazy scientist set on creating a machine that will turn everything into pizza. As if it couldn't get any worse, mysterious things start happening in the castle, and it seems that everyone in the castle may have a twisted past and some secrets of their own.