Imagine if Elena wanted nothing to do with the supernatural world when she found out what Stefan and Damon are. Imagine if you became the subject of interest between the two Salvatore brothers; What path will you choose? Who are your friends and enemies? How will you survive the supernatural world? Where do your loyalties lie? Which brother will you choose? ****** Please no copying or translating without my permission :) I don't own any of the characters from TVD

Now listed as a Wattpad Editors Choice! When Sam takes a job at Eternal Wings Funeral Home, he thinks he's just getting a summer job so that he can save up enough money before he starts university. What he ACTUALLY gets, is the adventure of a lifetime in the most ridiculous of circumstances. A rival funeral home is threatening to put Eternal Wings out of business, so Sam and his new friends must do whatever they can to save their jobs. This is a story about friendship, teamwork, never giving up . . . and lots and lots of dead people.

If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she’s done something wrong. (100% smut, in some chapters) Sorry in advance for the short chapters and horrible smut •~• but thanks for reading.