It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

{COMPLETE} **Please note: this is not the skin fic** AU! Anything that happens to your soulmates skin happens to you. Examples~ If you get a tattoo, If you get a paper cut, If you scrape your knee, If you draw on it, etc.

its 3am so i decided to write a fan fic about dan and phil I'm sorry to whatever this becomes

phil lester is one of the most popular kids at school. in a game of truth or dare, he is dared to kiss dan howell, the weird quiet kid that no one seems to talk to or even acknowledges. //lower case intended// also, excuse the weird writing in some of the chapters. im trying to go back and fix them, but it's taking a while so :/

PLEASE NOTE!! i did not come up with the fic, i simply moved it from tumblr to wattpad. that is all. i found it from [@ningen-shi] on tumblr. giving her credit.

- won first place in the summer 2015 x reader fanfiction awards - You feel like your life is one big existential crisis. You can't get a job, your landlord is an asshole (to put it lightly), and your mum is incredibly overprotective. You feel lost... until you meet HIM. (featuring end of 2014 - early 2016 Dan) *UNDER SEVERE EDITING - MAY NOT MAKE SENSE* *** incredibly cliché, read at own risk. occasional swearing (censored) and mentions of mature themes. one scene of abuse. enjoy! *** ©phangirlingweirdo