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TRUMP In Love by muff_muncher
TRUMP In Love
muff_muncher
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  • Parts 5
The legend and genius Donald Trump is probably so gay for Marco Rubio. (I literally am so bored with my life right now.)
The Secret Life of Poot Lovato by KayleyMarieTodd
The Secret Life of Poot Lovato
KayleyMarieTodd
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  • Parts 24
She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU
Toilets & A Fake Girlfriend (girlxgirl) by muff_muncher
Toilets & A Fake Girlfriend (girlxgirl)
muff_muncher
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  • Parts 29
Dani, a loser in high school, was put in detention for punching one of her bullies. During detention, she then met a cute girl named Rachel. Dani, a hopeless romantic girl really liked her. But does Rachel like her too? No? Yes? Probably? Dani teamed up with Melissa, a really rude cheerleader, to make Rachel realize that she likes Dani. But will they really make Rachel realize things or something else will happen? Ugh! i suck at this. Give it a try? :)
Born for Royalty by XxNixonxX
Born for Royalty
XxNixonxX
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  • Parts 62
He was a prince. She was a guard. When Isandra's past catches up with her, her job of protecting the royals gets harder and protecting herself in the process was near impossible. Her duty was to him and the throne he would be sitting on, but things get a bit out of hand when she gets assigned to be a royal guard. Men from the past, needed to stay in the past.
Outcasts [PUBLISHED] by The_Dreamer_10
Outcasts [PUBLISHED]
The_Dreamer_10
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  • Parts 45
PUBLISHED! Now available on Amazon, and Kindle Unlimited! Shy, quiet, Riley Summers' life is changed once she meets Aiden Callaway, the misunderstood boy at Fairfield High School. Two completely different personalities of the stereotypical high school scene come together to learn that they aren't so different at all. The two journey through their senior year, which consists of Star Wars movie marathons, a crashed wedding, paint wars, and something unexpected: a keen attraction to each other. [Disclaimer: due to copyright reasons, chapters have been taken down]
Living Short in Bel Air (Completed 2013) by 3pointt14
Living Short in Bel Air (Completed 2013)
3pointt14
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  • Parts 31
As an old dead guy once said, "And though she be but little, she is fierce." A self motivating journey dedicated to the short girls, tomboys, weirdos, and outcasts, where a lonely, girl in Bel Air shows the society that big things come in small packages.
Am I Falling For Her by nostalgic_
Am I Falling For Her
nostalgic_
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  • Parts 20
Samantha Hale is a girl with rough past and is the most rebellious out of her four brothers. At the age of fourteen, her father sent her to Avalon Academy, a boarding school, for getting in trouble and sleeping around. Now she is seventeen and she hasn't changed one bit. Blaire Henderson is the second oldest in her family. She's a pretty, rich girl that always gets whatever she wants. At the start of her Senior Year, her father sends her to Avalon Academy to teach her responsibility. Samantha and Blaire don't exactly get along, but they don't exactly hate each other either. So when boys start to flirt with Blaire non-stop, she goes to Samantha for a favor. What happens when Samantha and Blaire get tangled within each other? Both of these girls have their own secrets and slowly, they're drowning in them. Samantha hates feelings and Blaire loves the truth. As they grow closer, Blaire finds herself trying to get Samantha to open up. But when Samantha opens her heart, will Blaire stay or will she leave like every girl before her?
Silent Heroes: Wildcat by unbrokenworld
Silent Heroes: Wildcat
unbrokenworld
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  • Parts 52
"What the hell?" I took a step closer to the mirror, staring at my reflection in disbelief. The person looking back was still me, but at the same time it wasn't. I had the same thick, dark, curly hair. The same hazel eyes. The same olive skin with a light dusting of freckles (ugh) scattered across the bridge of my nose. But my curls were now streaked with highlights. And not the subtle, golden-brown ones that sometimes appeared during the summer. No, these were an aggressive, dazzling blond that went from the roots of my hair all the way to the tips. It looked like I had spent a full day getting my hair done in some upscale salon. Never mind that I had never set foot in such a place since the day I was born. My eyes appeared somehow wider and more luminous. The colour brighter, my eyelashes darker up against them. And, when I looked closely, my pupils seemed to be slitted almost like a cat. I looked down at my body. My skinny arms-which had always refused to gain any definition no matter how hard I exercised-were lined with flat, wiry muscles. My bony shoulders were now curved and smooth. My scrawny legs were toned like a dancer. I reached down and lifted my shirt, revealing two subtle lines running vertically down my perfectly flat stomach, hinting at the rock-hard abs underneath. My whole body was rippling with strength. Like liquid steel.
Super Bad (Completed 2013) by 3pointt14
Super Bad (Completed 2013)
3pointt14
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  • Parts 41
Ranked #1 in Action, #1 Adventure, #2 in Sci Fi "Whatever you do, don't let your blood run cold." "And if it does?" "Run. Run like hell. Run away from everyone you ever cared about." +++++++++++++ Jessie Daniels is just like you. She uses reading as an escape from her average, bookworm life. She envies and wishes for adventure and romance from the heroes in stories. But what she doesn't realize is that her wish is already granted before birth. Her parents, known as the country's best cops, aren't who they say they are. Suddenly, a simple game turns into Earth's greatest heart-stopping battle between two of the world's most dangerous men. Both are ruthless gang leaders who each rule a dominant continent: Asia and North America, and stop at nothing to get what they want. And they want Jessie Daniels. Not for her money, not for her looks, but for what she has. For what she is. --- "Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. . . the ones who see things differently---they're not fond of rules. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things." -Steve Jobs
Their Paid Girl by ella_enchanted
Their Paid Girl
ella_enchanted
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  • Parts 47
Shawna Roberts is the girl that every guy turns to when they need a fake date, a fake girlfriend, a fake fling to make some other girl jealous, a fake couple photo to send to their parents... Shawna's pretty much seen it all. But no matter what they pay her for, everything she does has one common factor: it's all fake. That doesn't make being their paid girl much easier, though. Adam Ferrell is the campus heartthrob with the appearance of a god, an ego the size of Canada, and worshiped by everyone to monumentally ridiculous proportions. In Shawna's mind, it's a miracle his head fits through his shirt every morning. Yet despite their instant dislike for one another, Adam and Shawna each need what the other can offer. When Adam unexpectedly pushes into Shawna's life with a business deal, she's torn between her feelings and her sense of duty, which protects a secret she has kept for years, from even those closest to her. And as the two begrudgingly get to know each other, masks start slipping and secrets come spilling out, forcing each of them to confront some of their darkest moments and deepest fears.