You thought infinity war was the most ambitious crossover ever?Then Hoo-boy do I have a surprise for you. What if my middle school teacher were to embark on an adventure alongside Bayonetta as well as other iconic fictional characters? How will she manage to preserve her role as a mother while having an affair with the charming yet deadly Umbran witch? Read this clusterfuck of ideas I made up during my cram school breaks as a way to not lose my sanity to find out.

Startled I sprint towards my motorcycle. Fumbling to find the keys, I hear something drop to the ground. I don't check to see what it is and mount the bike, revving away towards home. I look back to see the hooded man holding something in his hands, his pale face mostly covered and a evil smirk adorning the bottom half of his face. Rated 18+ for language, violence and sexual situations.