I wrote the first bunch of chapters at 3am during a burst of creativity and anger??? And then I started trying to promote a good message??????? Now I'm numb inside???? Hey I thought it was a good idea to mix australian high school, american founding fathers, angst and comedy. Good luck.

Alexander Hamilton, the embodiment of evil, the Devils right hand man, torturer of souls and killer of the weak. He flies through the human world killing people who's times run out. He loves his job and follows every rule the Devil gives him. Hell is his rightful home. One day Alexander is asighed to take a soul from a teenage boy, John Laurens who is about to commit suicide, but instead of taking Johns soul, he saves it. Alex doesn't know why he's helping the boy out. but John is so...unique. In his own way. Without realizing it Alexander became some sort of guardian to this guy, and does what he can to protect him.

So I wrote this book called Cliche a few months back and now that I look back on it, the cringe is real. ❗️WARNING❗️ -Mentions Of Abuse -PTSD -Anxiety -Depression

•Requests Currently closed• Cover art is by RenMalis_ on the Hamilton Amino!! Warning: My earlier chapters are obviously worse than the ones I write now lol

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"-Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2 Hamilton wants the d(ark roast) *rereads this story* CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL This is a Lams coffee shop AU written from mostly John Laurens' P.O.V., but it does switch from time to time. In it, Laurens works the night shift at a coffee shop (who knows if a 24 hour coffee shop exists, but in fiction, anything is possible), that Hamilton decides to go to when after he gets struck with writer's block. Normal coffee shop AU antics ensue. To be honest, a lot of the story isn't actually in the coffee shop, but... So anyway, it's gay and no one dies...(yet) Buckle up and hold on. (Cover by yamhaylet)

Two pretty badass college roommates living together. Sounds great already, right? Well it gets better. The two start to feel a romance brewing, it leads to confusion and fear. But guess what? They're still super badass.

OH MY TURTLES it's another one- OwO LAMS FLUFF MODERN AU They're in college. People say shit. There's drama. Jefferson isn't a fuckboi like every one makes him. People are gayer than a Skittles® rainbow. JOHN'LL BE TASTING THE RAINBOW *wiggles eyebrows* Soo it'll be fluff. Sort of? Let's get this show on the road! Sincerely, Theo Post Scriptum I'm really sorry for anyone reading the first fifty so chapters- they're total shit. Most of them were written sloppily at three a.m. while on medication, and there's 0 plot. From now on they'll be better (I hope).

Alexander Hamilton has recently been accepted into King's College, and he's scared. He's never had friends growing up, and has too much to say at once. But will his overly energetic room mate change his views of the future ahead of him?

Because John Laurens deserves all the love in the world! (Even if he died like 236 years ago). So this is exactly what the tittle said! Yes, a fanclub for John Laurens. (Historical John Laurens, that is. So if you're expecting posts about the thousands of turtle drawings he never did this is /probably/ not the place for you). Here you can see fun facts, theories, very weird stuff that John did, sometimes fanart, and a lot of crying. Warning: Author can get emotional when talking about John Laurens, there might be crying, screaming, and crying-screaming. Author also tends to rant. Read at your own risk. Disclaimer: Though not everything, most of the info/theories from this blog can be found on john-laurens and ciceroprofacto's history blogs in Tumblr, which you should definitely go check out

•AU Modern Lams• What did Alexander Hamilton really expect from joining a fraternity? Drunk guys, parties every night, lots of hook ups and one night stands- but maybe there's more than just that. Maybe there's a guy.... IT'S THE COLLEGE AU NO ONE ASKED FOR!! :) Starring fem! John ;) TW: Abusive relationship