Starfleet Sleepover
heffalump_ar
Summary:
Crack!fic about the bridge crew's sleepover written with @Legend-of-Beca
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"Captain, I have calculated that the crew's productivity has decreased to a 32% average since the Khan incident."
Kirk sighed. "Is there anyway we can get their productivity up again?"
"As I have gathered data about this crew over the past three years, I believe a morale boost is needed."
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"Kirk to command staff," he spoke into his transmitter. "Report to the bridge immediately for briefing. Kirk out."
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"Crew, I just called you here because Commander Spock and I decided you all were in need of a morale boost."
"I have decided nothing of the sort, Captain. I have simply suggested that we-"
"Can it, Spock," Jim could have sworn he saw a flare of emotion on Spock's face. "I'm saying we need a sleepover."