I wanted to write about my favorite JoJo character okay??? Bruno is amazing and I just wanted to write something and actually finish it for once. This is a oneshot featuring your favorite gangster Capo Bruno Buccellati being perfect as always. Now adding more chapters as I write more little snippets, whenever I get inspired.

"um... pardon the intrusion, but... would you like some help?" ♤♤♤ You were at your usual seat in the restaurant when you noticed him. The way he would grimace when the man next to him scolded him, and scratched his head in thought when said man left him to complete the math problem. You probably weren't the best teacher. Sure, you were a student. A straight-A, goody-two-shoes student at that. Teaching, though? You weren't sure if you could pull that off. But for him? Maybe you'd try. ♤♤♤ [In which you spot Narancia in the restaurant while doing your own assignments, and offer some help. Little did you know that you'd be meeting way more often after that.] [doesn't feature the main plot of part five, nor any spoilers.] ♤♤♤ [I do not own Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, its characters, or any other elements of this story belonging to Hirohiko Araki or other predecessors. No Copyright infringement is intended.]

"I'd prefer we started off on the right foot. I'm glad you know me as Giovanna... and you, signorina?" "Not so fast, buster. Don't think I'll give you my real name so easily." ☆☆☆ You were intelligent. Cunning. Sly. The type of person that no one could figure out. The mystery around you was something that noone has ever unraveled, and you liked it that way. You could sit back behind the screen and run as one of the world's most sought-after intelligence without anyone ever knowing your identity, and you liked it that way. Don Giorno Giovanna, on the other hand, didn't take a liking to it. He wanted to know more about the alluring person behind the screen of Buccellati's laptop... why she was the way that she was. He wanted so desperately to see the real face and hear the real voice of that anonymous investigator, and why she was so damn good at piecing evidence together. He hated how although he was the most powerful mafia boss in all of Italy, some girl behind a screen could get the best of him. He didn't know in the slightest bit who she was, but he would die to find out. ☆☆☆ [in which Giorno Giovanna, head of Passione, needed someone to unravel the mystery behind multiple cases of members of his gang disappearing.] [Takes place after part 5. Everyone is still alive.] ☆☆☆ [I do not own Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, its characters, or any other elements of this story belonging to Hirohiko Araki or other predecessors. No Copyright infringement is intended.] [Cover art by me hehe] ☆☆☆ HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JJBA #1 in Shounen