Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

I'll Stay With You

[ credit for art on cover goes to sofiaruelle on tumblr! ] He had no one to go to. No one that would understand. Everyone would judge him, but he didn't want to feel alone anymore. But who would listen to him? While jumping through the Paris sky, he saw a girl standing on her balcony. Then he knew, she would be the on...

Jump

"Mari, don't you dare--" Ayla warned. That was about when she jumped off the roof. A Marichat fanfiction, possible other shippings. PG13 Rating.

Miraculous Ladybug AU- Soulmates

When everyone turns 17, they get a set of initials or an initial somewhere on their body that links them to their soulmate - the person who is their other half. Marinette was incredibly excited for her seventeenth birthday. She was hoping her mark would link her to Adrien. When she saw her mark, she was shocked. Ther...

swapped ≈ reverse crush (miraculous)

What if Marinette never forgave Adrien for the chewing gum accident? ------- #199 in fanfiction (15.9.2016) Cover is mine, don't steal it. Original idea, please if someone sees a similliar idea, please tell me

Stitches • Marichat

Third Installment to the Red String series. ~~~~~ "I don't know what's wrong with me Plagg." "Kid, I don't think anyone knows the answer to that riddle." ~~~~~ But every wound deep enough for stitches, always leaves a nasty scar behind. Cover by my babe, @neverlanded Cover art by Jyaco7777 on Tumblr

Under Lock and Key

Marinette is thrilled. She's spending her afternoon at the museum with Adrien, and even Manon's unexpectedly tagging along with them can't tarnish her happiness. After all, what can go wrong for two seventeen-year-olds watching over a seven-year-old? Turns out, a lot of things. ------ This is an illustrated fa...

A Miraculous Fairytale

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is an average peasant girl growing up in a small village named Parisilia. It is strictly under the rule of King Gabriel. Since her father was murdered by the King's men years ago, she has learned to fend for herself with the help of her friend Alya. Living in the village isn't easy, especially...

Miraculous Ladybug: Marichat (Competed) Editing

(Have changed username to Animania156667 instead of Animania666) Adrien has to date Chloe because of his father's orders but, when Marinette feels heart broken a black cat hero comes and visits her. This is my first fan fiction so please read and tell me what you think. I do not own any Miraculous Ladybug charters.

Just Friends-A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction

I like to pretend that maybe Marinette and Adrien will stop being oblivious. I mean, that's not going to happen, but one can hope, right? Started- 5/30/18 Finished- 7/29/18 I do not own the rights to Miraculous Ladybug or the characters, locations, or episodes.

Lockett ~ a miraculous ladybug fanfiction

DISCONTINUED!! A new girl claims she possesses the knowledge of Paris' greatest hero's identities. Chloe is faced with a truth she has been denying for years . When Hawkmoth strikes again with his akumas, will Ladybug and Chat Noir, along with Rena Rouge, Carapace and Queen Bee, be able to save Paris from the latest a...

It Wasn't Pere

When Adrien finally realizes that his father didn't give him the scarf, he sets out to find the person who did. He asks almost everyone, including Alya! Although, Alya isn't much help... After doing a lot of searching, he finds out that Marinette gave him that scarf! What's even more surprising is that she MADE it! H...

The Player and the Princess

C O M P L E T E D ✕♛✕♕✕ "What about the promise we made when we were kids, Mari," He smiled. I felt shocked he remembered my nickname. That smile.. A sudden wave of realisation washed over me, taking my wrist back. "That promise died on the day you told me you never wanted to see me again, Adrien" I spat his name out...

When We Kiss {MariChat Fan-Fic}

"I'm sure he's just running late, Marinette. No need to worry!" Tikki said. "Yeah, you're right," I said. I heard my phone ding. I took it out...Chole? "Since when does she text you?" Tikki said. I shrugged and opened the text. My heart collapsed, it was a picture of Adrien with her. "Oh, Marinette..." Tikki cried...

kidnapped - marichat au

"You know, victims are not afraid of their kidnappers. They are afraid of what kidnappers may do to them. People aren't afraid of other people, you see, they are simply afraid of pain, and fear is the thing that leads to it, my dear princess," "You want me to not be afraid?" "No. I want you to be mine," ...

Open Up Your Heart (MariChat Love Story)

Ladybug and Chat Noir are great partners when it comes to fighting crime in Paris, but the feelings that Chat Noir start to feel for a certain blue eyed classmate will make him question his feelings towards his fighting partner. Marinette still has her major crush to Adrien, the famous model in her class, but it seems...

The Princesses Monster

'He smiled. "I'm glad I got stuck with you, bugaboo" "Yeah Yeah, me too Kitty".' ------ Parisilla is a kingdom full of love light, and hope. Most people enjoy living or visiting here, always leaving satisfied. The princess and heir to the throne of this lovely kingdom. Some people describe her as the perfect daughter...

Save Me (Miraculous Ladybug Fan Fiction)

* I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THIS IMAGE * This story begins after Ladybug and Chat Noir defeat Lady WIFI. Perhaps Ladybug placed a little too much trust in Chat Noir when she asked him not to peek into the broom closet, just as her Miraculous ran out....

I'm Hurting (Miraculous Marichat Fanfic)

Completed Chloe finally got to Marinette. It was only words, but it evolved into physical abuse and self harm. All of Marinettes friends are oblivious to the fact that Marinettes in pain. Will a certain someone be able to save her? Art and characters do not belong to me. Highest ranking: #2 in miraculous

Saved

After a desperate attempt to pull herself through depression, Marinette finds herself struggling to balance being a superhero and a student at the same time. Time for some Marichat angst.

Plagg meets Marinette

Plagg was bored. He was just sitting in Adrien's bag with absolutely nothing to do. He was just about to fall asleep when he smelled cheese. He couldn't pass this up, besides Adrian wouldn't miss him for five minutes. The smell was coming from the girl who sat behind Adrien bag. He secretly went into the bag to find a...

Of Gods and Royalty

Teenage life is hard enough without a god in your pocket and a crown on your head. When things heat up, secrets turn into lies and a game of cat and mouse turns deadly - what is she supposed to do when everything is on her shoulders? That's the thing about responsibility - sometimes, it's just better to let it all go...

Learning to Love [Miraculous Ladybug- Adrienette]

What happens when finding the love of your life? Will everything work out? This story surrounds Adrien and Marinette as they slowly fall for each other with the obstacles of being heroes getting in the way and affecting their dating life.

Adrienette's Dark Turn

Marinette Dupain-Cheng, also the masked heroine of Paris, has been crushing on Adrien Agreste since he first transferred to their school. The mean girl of the school, Chloe Bourgeois, knowing this, decides to set up a nasty phone call for Marinette, successfully causing her to believe that Adrien is a jerk. Her prank...

Masked Permanently

Marinette Dupain-Cheng has disappeared for good. Chat Noir refuses to give up on finding her, even if Ladybug already has. * * * Started: July 27, 2017 Finished: December 17, 2018 Idea inspired by @its_nusa_obviously 's book, Stuck. Cover drawn by me. Disclaimer: I don't work for or own Miraculous Ladybug or any of...

Tutor Sessions ||Adrienette

❝Even if there was no gravity left on earth I'd still fall for you.❞ Sometimes, failing at things can lead to something beautiful; just like when Marinette failed Chemistry class. How can having a failing grade lead to something beautiful? Well, it's simply because their dear Chemistry teacher asked Adrien Agrest...

Red String | A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction

In which fate brings two together by a red string. [A Miraculous Ladybug short story] #68 in Fanfiction (May 4th, 2016)

Letters to Marinette [Complete]

~~ Marichat Fanfiction ~~ After the Evillistrator incident, Chat Noir has been making frequent visits to Marinette's balcony, sliding letters through the trap door into her room. The letters mostly ask for her forgiveness, advice and ordering her to protect herself from the dangers of akumas. Marinette is conflicted w...

book one: letters to my love || adrinette [editing]

[book one to letters to my love series] how one, small, neat, and utterly normal looking letter changed adrien's life forever (◕‿◕✿) i've been told this fic is a punch in the face with feels, so i suppose that's my warning

his maid [ adrinette ]

In which where Marinette and her class are servants to the Agreste family. Marinette develops a crush towards the next head to the house of the Agrestes. She somehow winds herself into becoming one of the few personal maids for Adrien, allowing hell to break loose between the young maidens. A roller coaster of emotion...