» ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs sɪxᴛʜ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ ʙ.ᴄ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ & ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ɢʀᴇᴇᴄᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀssɪᴠᴇ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴛʜʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ & ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ. sᴏᴍᴇ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴅs ᴏғ ᴡᴀʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀᴇs ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜᴍᴏʀs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟs. ᴄɪʀᴄᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴡᴇʟʟ-ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ & ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴅs. sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ & ғᴀʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ-ʜᴀɴᴅ & ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴍᴀɪᴅᴇɴ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʟᴀᴏ ( ᴀ-ʟᴀʏ-ᴏ ). ᴀʟᴀᴏ ᴡᴀs ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ, sʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀɪʀ, ʜᴀᴢᴇʟ ᴛɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴇʏᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʟᴀᴡʟᴇss sᴋɪɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ғᴀʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛs ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴇss ᴀs sʜᴇ sᴛᴇᴀʟs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄɪʀᴄᴇ, ᴀ ᴘᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪᴢᴇ ᴀs ᴀ ᴠɪxᴇɴ & ᴘʜᴀsᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ-ʙᴇɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ sɪᴅᴇ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡs & ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs ғɪʀᴇʏ ᴠɪxᴇɴ, ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴇʀ sɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴀs ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴘᴏssᴇssɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜ

❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

As annoying as spam mail is, I have to thank Pinterest for their spam. What am I doing with my life ;-;

Prequel to Pretty little girl. Spin off.. Bailyn's story before Remy