Ever since Craig and Tweek went gay for each other and it became public, Kyle Broflovski is continuously finding eyes glued to him, and it's more than one pair. None belonged to any female, having its own advantages and disadvantages for Kyle. No, the eyes belong to his best friend in the universe, and his worst enemy of all time.

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER