Hi! My name is Lucy, and this is the story of how I was adopted by Dan Howell and Phil Lester, better known to you as danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. WARNING!!!! This book contains non-sexual spanking of a minor, depression, thoughts of suicide, and anorexia. May be triggering.

"nothing you can say can stop me going home."

Zoe and Mark seem to be spending a lot more time together than usual. Alfie starts suspecting that something suspicious is happening between them. Little does he know, he can ruin his and Zoe's relationship forever...