Super Funny Jokes

This just some random funny (pretty lame) jokes! Enjoy :)

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*Update-- this was my first story I ever wrote & completed. It was 2016, and I was 17- so I apologize in advance for some of the potential cringe-factor you may encounter 😬 Thanks!* Meet Kyleigh Hawthorne. She's The New Girl At The Local High School, And She's The Type Of Smart-Ass Girl That Doesn't Take Any Shit, A...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

Protecting the President's Son | ✔️

[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] Luna Prescott is a young special agent and Ace Crawford is the President's son. On one eventful day, she gets given the undercover mission to protect the Ace from the 'danger' in Westside High. Will her physical and mental abilities be enough to keep him safe, let alone survive the t...

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

A Thousand Storms

When Everly Reed collides with the cynical and devilishly handsome Mason Valdez, she knows trouble is ahead, but she never could have guessed how much she would be drawn to the storm. ***** Nineteen-year-old Ever Reed likes when things make sense...

My Sexy Kidnapper

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...

The New Girl

Jordin is the new girl...again. She's shy, quiet, and completely oblivious to her good looks. When she's thrown into the dance team and shows off her talent, she's suddenly popular. But Jordin doesn't want popularity. She wants to be by herself, because when you're by yourself, you can't get hurt, right? But when she...

Tainted: Origins of a Psycho

*Prequel to She Belongs to Me* What makes a man into a monster? This is the story of how Vincent Graves came to be the psychopath we all know and love (or love to hate). Disclaimer: This story contains moments of intense violence. Reader discretion is advised.

Martha

For years the Crenshaw family has harbored a dark secret. After a tragic murder occurs in the family, Simon and Lucy Crenshaw are forced to keep their little sister Martha locked in the basement because of the trauma it caused her. Twenty years later they try and move on from tragedy by opening a bed and breakfast...

Family Ties [Sequel to She Belongs To Me]

Sequel to 'She Belongs to Me' It's been seven long years since Vincent was put away in a mental institution, each day plotting a way of escape. But will his plans be hindered when he starts developing feelings for his new nurse? Or will she be the key to reuniting him with Emily...and the child he never knew existed...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

The Gang Leader's Iris

The Gang Leaders Iris Olivia Iris Garcia is a sixteen year old orphan. Or she was. Now she is Olivia Iris Season, with the surname of her new 'family'. She has been living in and out of St.Marie's Orphanage for Girls since her mother died and father left her at the age of two. Iris, the name she goes by, has been to...

The Gangleaders Son

A Wattpad Featured Story Quinn Black had assumed she was safe from her parents killers, that whatever dispute that had been caused was solved by the beating of their faces, and their eventual death. Sadly not. For now someone wishes to kill the last remaining member of the infamous Black's family. Quinn requires a mi...

Our Tainted Hearts(#1 Confused Cliche Love Series)

Blake and Ray are two different people. Blake is the innocent good girl while Ray is the deadly quiet Bad Boy. The only ties they have together is their best friends who happen to be dating eachother. And Blakes best friend just happens to be her twin sister, Tessa. Tessa is a bad girl, she does what she wants and sh...

The Gangleaders Daughter

Seraphina Delmonte is badass, snarky and sarcastic. She does not let anybody tell her what to do. But being the gangleaders daughter isn't all kicks and giggles. She has to worry about her father's enemy's and other gangs. Her older brother Lucas in next in line to lead the gang. So what happens when her father goes m...

The Gang Leader's Girl

She is good. He is bad. She helped. He hurt. She was a stranger. He is the gang leader. Tori Evans and Noah Smith are two completely different people, but have more in common than you think. Tori has no idea what she is get herself into when she talks to Noah. Little didn't she know that one little conversation would...

Mint to Be

All Noelani wanted was 25 cent ice cream. Little did she know, that the ice cream came at a cost. And it was a hell of a lot more than 25 cents. --------------------------------------------------------------------- ___________________________________________ Noelani was having a bad week. She had just settled into her...

Those Darn Sexy Kidnappers

Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare's most popular plays during his lifetime and along with Hamlet, is one of his most frequently performed plays. Today, t...

Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways