Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The earth is sick. When I say sick I don't mean like Hay fever or tuberculosis. I mean within ten years the ozone layer would have torn apart allowing the suns rays to scorch the earth setting it ablaze. Resulting in the entire human population to perish. A million light years away from earth in another planet floats gracefully unaware of its future. The name of this planet is Dirac it consists mainly of water similar to earths features. It has land where life inhabitates it. There are organisms similar to humans but they are called Ampere. Ampereites are just as smart as humans but are more technologically evolved. It is the year 2072 and the earth is about to end.