Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Dipper and Mabel left at the end of the summer for their hometown, Piedmont. The end of the summer means Back To School. When the bullies start picking on Dipper, a mysterious blonde intervenes. This mysterious blonde turns out to be the infamous Bill Cipher, in human form! Highest Place: #1 in #gravityfalls #2 in #billdip #1 in #mabel #2 in #billcipher Disclaimer: Gravity Falls belongs to the future ruler of the multiverse, Alex Hirsch! Not me!

A collection of Bill Cipher x Reader one-shots with your favorite dream demon Bill Cipher!~ NOT taking requests! These are completed my dudes~ Be warned! Expect a lot of fluff or lots of feels... [ Best Rank: Bill Cipher - #5 Gravity Falls - #8 ]

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

Still in Gravity Falls Dipper Pines finds himself wondering around the forest. But what he doesn't know is that an unexpected visit will soon came to pass. *contains explicit language* Note: I will not be writing lemon or smut. Thank you.

When (Y/N) was born, her parents made a mistake that would come back to haunt them. But what does it mean for (Y/N)? [Under Editing and Expansion?] Cover art belongs to Ikimaru Edit: This hot mess is number 2 in billcipher tag? I'm shook honestly, thank you all for reading!

⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨ "A sky full of constellations, and all I see is you" After Dipper and Mabel, defeated Bill Cipher for the last time ending Weirdmageddon. Dipper and Mabel went home, but after they left, Gravity Falls didn't feel the same, something didn't seem right. Could Bill Cipher still be wondering Gravity Falls? And what will happen when Dipper comes back a few years later?

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the answer stays the same. Comment what you think!