After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

~ All sad boys need a happy boy ~

When college student Dan Howell can't afford his tuition he sells himself to known sugar daddy, Mr. Lester. At first he doesn't think he could go through with it, but he gets used to the idea very quickly.

A very short story in Dan's POV expressing his thoughts on Phil durning TATINOF and the Tour.

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

[pastel dan/punk phil] dan howell; an internet sensation, blogger and self proclaimed 'pastel prince'. phil Lester; the mastermind behind the city, technical crime-lord and overall coffee indulger. their paths never were supposed to cross, but sometimes paths are never certain. pastel prince// pastel dan + punk phil//2016 [highest ranking: #20 in detective]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Title says all. There may or may not be smut.

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx

Phil Lester is the resident bully who likes to use Dan Howell as his punching bag. When they get paired together for a school project, will Dan end up changing Phil for the better?