jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

Poems exploring the sweetness of squinting into the sun and the sensuality of emotion and interaction as a woman, an animal, a human, a soul.

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

The first 51 chapters are all from Tumblr (except for the imagines) and full credit goes to their owners! But I am now going to start writing my own, so inbox me any ideas you have! I also have an Imagine Book (requests currently closed) if you'd like an imagine, because I no longer do imagines in this book. On a side note: if you're an author of a preference I've used and wish for it to be taken down just inbox me and I'll happily do so! Skylar xx

Crazy to not-so-crazy Q&A with yours truly :) ~ Claire_201

Harry has bad jokes. ↳ all hilarious right reserved copyright © looselaces [abbey and sam productions] if you copy this story or any of our ideas that we write in this book, that's called plagiarism and you will have to deal with the wrath of abbey and sam ♡

These are My poems lol i wrote some very sad and depressing poems and some funny happy poems i'll be writing more and more for my emotions.Hope you love my poems :D haahhaah ~Yours Truly Christina.........

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*