"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it

What happens when the owner of a popular meme/comedy based account invites seven other single, gay, korean men to a group chat? Well, a lot. * * taegi, jikook, namjin, & yugseok (yugyeom and hoseok) slow updates.

Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack

J:.... i think i just came T: tf....

Discontinued Soulmate tattoo AU "Listen, i want you to stay away from me. There is no such thing as soulmates" "Well i dont believe it either! Why do you think i cover it up!" I didnt believe that these tattoos were real. I didnt believe in soulmates. Apparently, neither did he. Just because his name is on my wrist doesn't mean anything. #571 in soulmate #157 in alternateuniverse

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which Jimin spends the time during lockdown stuck in a bathroom stall, what he wasn't expecting was to befriend the dude in the stall next to him; moreover, for the latter to ask him to the upcoming prom. But, who exactly was he talking to? Trigger warning; mention of school shooter • Side taekook • ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is ongoing and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

He smirked devilish. "Rules? When it comes to you, I'd break all of them." You ran into Jeon Jungkook, a rich man who was full of nothing else but himself. But to find out later he was the crime lord of his organization "Agma", you realized you loved dancing with the devil just a little too much. ----- ✧ warnings: mafia!au, casino!au, violence, crimes, drug use, weapons, graphic smut and other mature content.

"from 1-10, I'll still think you look better naked," you smirk, leaning more towards the shocked boy that stands in front of you jungkook sighed and look away from you who lowkey judging his outfit for whatever his event tonight "you better stop and get some help," [HIGHEST RANKINGS] #1 in Jhs #1 in Ksj #38 in Yoongi #42 in Jimin #128 in Jungkook #1 in kpopff #11 in beyondthescene #21 in stay #1 in beyondthescene currently in repairing my broken ass grammar since i think i improved for the past couple of years please go easy on me tenqieu

sometimes i think my shorts are too short, but yoongi said he liked them while my friend slipped my mixtape into his lap || lowercase intentional ||