Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

These are just things that have happened in my life that are pretty crazy and entertaining. They're all true so you don't need ask in the comments. Also I will be using fake names.

Join 9 year old Sam as he travel to the depths of the earth and meets friends and foes on his amazing, dangerous, and fun adventure