Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

After breaking up with her high school sweetheart, Jessica begins to question herself and loses all hope of ever finding love. Fortunately, as fate would have it, she discovers the martial art of muay thai and not only regains her confidence, but also discovers what really matters: herself.

continued from old account :) / when all is lost, BEE yourself.

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READDD ITTT!!!!!!......plz Made by 3 authors Me (Paige_A7X) and my quotev is (PaigeA7X) My friend katelyn her quotev is (katewhale106) My friend Cemre her quotev is (CookiesLord) and her wattpad is (CookiesLord101) *also we only own one pic used in this story but we do own the story itself* Thanks

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

The glorious 1800s. When makeup was created by toxic berries and unknown chemicals. When witches were burnt at the stake (in secret), and executions were made public. And when families shared the same tub of hot water. Ever wondered how it would be like to live in the 19th century? Kylie Jenner certainly hasn't. But one day, when she falls through the concept of time, Kylie faces a whole different world. A world she does not wish to live in. There, she is greeted by a seventeen-year-old girl named Mae, who is the daughter from the Ruth-residence. She is curious of what creature Kylie is and where she has come from. Even so, Kylie look upon her as a friend - if only for a short moment - because of her hospitality and politeness. How will Miss Jenner survive on porridge that you have to scrape off the mouldy layer on the top before you can eat it? Is there even cutlery?? Kylie has no idea. But one thing she does know; and that is that she is screwed. And yes, there will be pirates. ///***/// This story is not edited! I will fix the flaws and mistakes later on. Updates are not only on fridays anymore, but are published whenever I have finished a chapter. This is for faster updates.