If you don't like smut of any kind, leave, that's all I have to say. If you do. Then enjoy I guess. I'm really kinky so this is gonna be filled with kinky shit. Sorry if you don't like kinky shit but *shrug* Ha have fun, ya horny dorks

Yeaaah. Its what the title says. Under Editing but still writing new smutshots :)

(Cover art made by ana-shelley on Tumblr) Instead of making two separate books like I usually do, I decided to mash all my ideas into one place. This is of course a book about the Half Life VR AI characters. I do not own any of these characters, I am simply interpreting them into this book. This will be a compilation of scenarios and oneshots, all x readers, for your viewing pleasure. You can request though I will right the occasional chapter when I get the ideas and motivation for it. Please don't mistake this for my normal Half-Life book of similar stature, which should be coming soon if I remember about it. Updates may not be to frequent due to life situations. May stop updating once I grow uninterested in the fandom.

Your name is Doug Houser, and you are dead. You are sent to a purgatory in the middle of nowhere, and all you want to do is go back. However, the keeper of the Purgatory, Helen Bierce, gives you an offer. Go through your worst nightmares to get ring pieces, these pieces will build up a powerful ring called the Riddle of Heaven. When you have this ring, bring it to her. She says that she will then have the power to grant you your desire of going back. But again, you never know who you can trust...

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a wholesome fanfic of what I hope and imagine would happen if the series "Good Omens" would've been continued. this story circles around Crowley and Aziraphale. mild swearing. i hope you like it uwu!

Phoenix Wright lost his job as an attorney. With the only option left that he found on a employment paper, Which is to be working as Miles Edgeworth's maid. Phoenix Wright takes the job... But he doesn't know what he will be ordered to do... WARNING!!!! SMUTTY SMUT SMUT!!!

willy, being a huntsman of dangerous game in the australian outback, has been used to being alone most of the time. lucien, hailing from an indeterminate region of france, has been used to being an enthusiast of sharp knives and fashion. what happens when these two mercenaries start taking an interest in one another? will one of them lie to one another? or is it all just a mess of deception and lies? -- names -- willy - red sniper lucien - blu spy tavish - red demoman misha - red heavy dell - red engineer jane - blu soldier mick - red scout