Humor/Come Backs/Pickup Lines
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Text Me Back // Book One by cookiethife
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(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'shit' D: Well it hasn't happened yet ---- D: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me? W: Because you're in shock D: That doesn't mean I need a fucking blanket! ---- W: So, you started drunk-talking to me in French last night W: Little weird W: Lotta sexy ---- D: Jason keeps looking at Tim when he's not looking, and Tim keeps looking at Jason when he's not looking, and I can't tell if they're planning to confess to or kill the other ---- W: Have any other ways to remember words? D: Yeah D: Learn to spell them ---- R: Why are your tongues purple? D: Cause I had a blue slushie W: And I had a red one ---- W: What would you do if you accidentally summoned a demon? D: Tweet about it ~ Dick and Wally have a habit of texting each other with any spare thought that comes to mind. Not that it bothers either of them, because it makes for some pretty interesting conversations. ~ Highest rankings: #1 in Birdflash 28/5/2018 #1 in BarbaraGordon 5/6/2018 #1 in DickGrayson 25/9/2018 #1 in YoungJustice 30/11/2018 #2 in RoyHarper 14/10/2018 #3 in KidFlash 31/1/2019 #4 in RedArrow 7/10/2018 #11 in Batman 28/10/2018
Funny MUCH! [Book 2] by NobodyCares26
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I like to make the funny pt 2
Hilarious Text Messages! by ImaginAryJaguar
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Just some funny text message mishaps you guys should see! Please vote, follow, and comment!! Thanks guys :) We're at 21.7k reads guys! Thanks so much!** **We're at 1K votes guys! Thanks so much!**
KHR Facebook by SkyDelusion
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What if Tsuna and the others have Facebook? Some craziness will be revealed sooner or later perhaps. Warning: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn nor its characters.
101 Funny Jokes and Sayings by xx_420_xx
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101 funny jokes and sayings! A new joke or saying will be added every day until there is 101 jokes and sayings. I don't own any of these, and none of them are meant to offend anyone. If you have a joke or saying that you want featured in the book, comment it and I will dedicate you. Hope you enjoy!!
Funny quotes  part 1 by Officialrenie
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Anime Quotes! by lovealine12
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Quotes made by some of your favorite characters! Disclaimer ~ I do not own any of these animes or quotes all rights go to the respected owners!
Top 100 awsome comebacks by j_trigg
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Do u need to get back at somebody Just use some of these come backs as a way to start your revenge
Pick - Up Lines by brokenugget
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Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Come backs and Insults by DoubleAA123
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