Was zur Hölle. Besser kann man dieses Buch nicht beschreiben, zumindest, wenn man nur 3 Wörter verwenden darf. Aber glücklicherweise darf ich, und kann euch immerhin ein wenig über diese Sammlung an Schrott erzählen: Im Prinzip nutze ich hier die Dummheit und Witzigkeit Anderer aus, um meine Sucht nach Anerkennung mit Votes zu befriedigen, weil ich scheinbar irgendeinen Komplex habe. Im Klartext bedeutet das für euch, dass ihr mit einer Masse an Situationen und Zitaten aus meiner (immer noch andauernden) Schulzeit bombardiert werdet, bis ich mein Abi habe und nie wieder aufs Gymnasium muss. Enjoy yourself!

Alle heiligen Tage, wenn ein One Direction-Fangirl, Wattpad und ein nicht unerhebliches Maß an geistigem Totalausfall aufeinander treffen, entsteht eine „Geschichte", deren Rechtschreibung und Grammatik von einem eher unterdurchschnittlichen IQ zeugen und der gemeine Wattpad-User zieht sich in sein heimisches Gebiet der gut geschriebenen Geschichten zurück, wo er über solch geringe Intelligenz nur den Kopf schütteln kann. Wie dieser äußerst wissenschaftliche Text schon sagt, suche ich nach dummen Momenten aus Büchern von nicht ganz so intelligenten Autoren und schreibe sie alle zusammen in ein Buch. Und wer nicht checkt, dass keine Aussage, die ich hier treffe, angreifend oder verletzend sein soll, der ist ein minderbemittelter Vollidiot. - ACHTUNG! Kann Spuren von Humor oder Sarkasmus enthalten! - ~ Ich hab mal gehört, man schreibt hin, an welchem Datum das Buch einen Rang erreicht hat. Also bitteschön: #5 in Sonstiges (keine Ahnung wann, hab's irgendwann im Juni 2018 gemerkt lol) Jetzt sogar #4... (25.7.2018) Und jetzt #3 (1.8.2018)

Cherī Zaraki is an average teenager.. At least that's what everybody else thinks of her. Cherī is actually a Soul Reaper. Her parents are Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihōin; former squad Captains of the Soul Society who now lived in the World of the Living. Growing up she became friends with a few people and being best friends with Ichigo Kurosaki and Yasutora Sado or just plain Chad - it was hard since the three of them would get into fights. Ichigo because of his orange hair and Chad for his height but in most of the fights Cherī is the one who saves them in the end most of the time. Everything was great with them until Cherī told them she would be visiting family for a year leaving Karakura Town. Ichigo didn't take it to well considering him and Cherī grew up together. But Ichigo knew he couldn't hold her back from visiting family even if he wanted too, if he did she would just hit him for being a wimp. Now after so many years of being away from her first home she has finally returned surprising many people new and old. Find out what happens throughout Cherī's journey! • #1 in Rukia - July 01, 2018 ° #2 in Rukia - July 07, 2018 • #2 in Bleach - January 08, 2019 I DO NOT OWN BLEACH WHICH BELONGS TO TITE KUBO! I ONLY OWN CHERĪ ZARAKI AND ANY OTHER CHARACTERS I MIGHT ADD THROUGHOUT THE CHAPTERS. Thank you and enjoy.©® ||Started On May 02, 2016|| ||Finished on November 23, 2017||

I suck at Making Summaries....... oh well..... Toshiro Hitsugaya has a sister. A twin to be exact. Katsuin, Toshiro's twin appears in a different section of the Rukon District as him, and they are the only thing they remember about their lives in the world of the living. Katsuin graduates the Soul Academy and becomes a Soul Reaper just as Ichigo Kurosaki shows up in the Seireitei. All is hectic as she is assigned to Squad 10. Big mistake. Byakuya meets Katsuin for the first time when she is still in the academy and he feels something for a certain new Soul Reaper that he hasn't felt for anyone since his wife, Hisana, died. **extraction from story** I was sitting in front of my brother's desk and he had a smile on his face. "I bet you haven't noticed, but I think Byakuya likes you, and I think you like him too. For one example, the time we went to the world of the Living and played around on the Beach? Well correction, They played around on the Beach? You Fainted at the thought of seeing Byakuya shirtless. And we both stayed in the. hut because it was too hot." I nodded blushing and he continued "He kept asking about where you were and while you were passed out, he snuck in and held you in his lap." My eyes widened at that and my whole face turned red. I decided to retaliate "Uh-huh and the part where you kept sneeking glances at Shiraishi in her bikini. Don't think I didn't see That." His face turned red and I smiled slightly. **End Extertion.**

Kohaku wasn't an ordinary Shinigami. She was the lieutenant of Squad 6 under Ginrei Kuchiki, and what's more was that she was only twelve years old. She was Ginrei's lieutenant for one year before she was sent on a mission with Shinji, Kensei, Love, and their lieutenants. On this mission she experienced the betrayal of her two best friends and watched the near death of her fellow Shinigami. Her two friends took pity on her and spared her from the hollowfication virus. Instead, they knocked her into a hundred year coma. Kohaku was the survivor and was going to make sure she got her revenge. A/N There may be OCxByakuya love in between.

When a young Amaya moves to Karakura town with her mother, she starts her first year of high school. From there, she makes friends and starts to smile again. But, she will soon know the true reason of why they moved so much... Complete!

Edward Elric is given a new mission; to teach alchemy at a magic school. At the same time, Chiron gives Percy, Thalia, and Nico a new quest; to go back in time and protect a certain wizard. Chaos is in the making when their paths cross during Harry Potter's third year at Hogwarts. This is a Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood/Percy Jackson crossover story. Cover drawn by @pastaaaaatrash and digitalized by @msperfectsheep