Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job. [Previously Featured #2 Vampire ] ***** Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead. I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all... [BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES] REVIEWS: @DavidJThirteen Humour has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! @SharylFriend This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER! @Signed_Sealed_96 This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.

When Americans turn 20, they become immortal- if they can afford it. Ilana is ready for her birthday so that she can become immortal and enjoy a world where there's no need to live cautiously. When a new amendment is proposed to euthanize Americans who can't afford immortality, the entire country- and Ilana's plans for her birthday- are turned upside down forever. *Content Warning(s): This story contains some mature themes such as grooming, mild gun violence, character death, mild drug use, and brief mention of suicide.

She pulled the bloody stake out of her heart and smiled at him, "Was that meant to hurt?" Jenny was meant to die yesterday. At birth, everyone has the date they will die tattooed on their arm. The broken prophecy. The Devil. The secret. Thanks for these amazing people for editing this book! Thank you all so much! @jenni_205 @CittyCat119 @izzym1825

You can find everything on internet but I have chosen my favorite and the ones with whom I can relate the most. I will also add some quotes that I find most of you can relate to. Hope you'll like this book. And please don't expect me to publish something motivational or inspiring on my own but yes, if someone ask for it then I will do it.

I have found everything written in this book on net cause I am not an intellectual or astrologer or anything who can write about zodiac signs on their own. But please read and vote because it also takes time and energy to find something different and then write it. Hope you will enjoy this book.

So as it may seem, Teresa wasn't the only girl who showed up in the Glade. There were two others to be exact. But this isn't about Teresa or Erin; this girl was stronger, faster, and (to a certain runner) more beautiful than the both of them combined and she didn't even have to try. This is about a girl named (Y/N) and how she caught the eye of Minho, Keeper of the Runners. {COMPLETED - 7/19/16}

[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY AND ON THE WATTY'S 2018 LONGLIST] "As if I'm dreaming, his lips touch mine. It's awkward, with my head turned to the side and his beside mine, but when his hand comes up to hold my jaw, it becomes all too easy to kiss him back." Cover: @MuriLexa Copyright © 2019 by Sooaura

Hell I mean hello my pieces of shi- I mean pieces of shimmering chocolates! This book is filled with Condom- I mean content which is random! I can't do anything with your perverted mind kiddos! ??? Offended Already? Then this book is not meant for you The exit door is here ➡ ? But For those who are okay with this.... Welcome to the world of condoms!

The author, after a lot of k̶a̶m̶c̶h̶o̶r̶i̶ efforts and hardwork, is now bringing to y'll, 'The international Book Of Chutiyapa'. Kyunki International Chutiyapa abhi baki hai mere dost...

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