no reading out loud allowed , but read it at risk and h e a r t lahvign.

#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of kidnapping.❞ ❝Sorry Cupcake. You don't have a choice.❞ --- OCTAVIA SNOW is a sassy, sarcastic, and perpetually hungry college student who is kidnapped by the CIA. ACE BLACKWELL is the leader of this highly deadly team, not to mention, he's the one who decided to kidnap Octavia. Together, a world-renowned agent, an infamous thief, a powerful mafia leader, a deadly assassin...and a teenage girl are forced to work together to stop the crime of the century. READERS' REVIEWS "By far my favorite book on wattpad." "My new standard of guys is Ace Blackwell." "I'm laughing, I'm crying, and I'm loving this." Started in December 2017

Reader X Keefe Sencen It all started when you ran into this boy. You wanted nothing to do with him. That is until you stumble him planning the greatest prank in Foxfire history. Will you help him? Or tell the teachers of his plan? Will you fall in love with the blond pranker or despise him for the rest of your years at Foxfire? All characters belong to the wonderful Shannon Messenger.

Some funny texts I found on the internet that I thought you would enjoy.

Hoping to make a few people laugh

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make sure to go and read Texts and Comebacks for more jokes!!!!!

This story is basically nothin but jokes,try reading some and see if you like it.

So, you've fallen in love with Voltron, huh? You like reading love stories about you and then, huh? You find them adorably hot, huh? Well, so do I...so let's get to the point. I like writing, you like reading reader inserts with the sexy Paladins of Voltron...no judging here because so do I. Okay, now I'm being stupid, just read the fricken book already! Don't waste your oh so precious time on this I do requests! But I won't do character x character, girl x girl, boy x boy, or lemons (I'm so sorry but no...) Welp, here we go!

The title says it all :D The cover might be a bit confusing but just go with the title. Requests are closed until Wattpad makes an exception to allow books to have more than 200 chapters xD. Please read, vote and comment! *Cover art, not mine this belongs to Voltronheadcannons.tumblr.com