the kawaii-est unikitty ship story i hath ever writ
this is totally unifrown, and not a prank. I swear (NOTE: Ignore the above sentence. this fanfic is a parody of the unifrown ship among other things. If you cannot stand a single bit of parody, then i apologize, but please do not leave a childish comment about how "u sux and i hat u." ) Thanks for your time!