CW: Contains nonconsensual spanking of an adult M/M, no lemon (lol sorry polygrumps). Ninja Brian doesn't appreciate Danny's insults. And instead of killing him, like he does to everyone else, he decided to take a different approach. Also, I'm not writing about Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht playing the characters of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian; I'm writing about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian like they're real people. Just so we're clear.

Arin doesn't like to talk. Dan doesn't like to listen.