"You're gonna be a good girl, right baby?" "uh huh.." "What was that?" "Yes sir.." "Good girl... Now suck." - Warning - Mature content, read at your own risk.

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

cannibal ˈkanɪb(ə)l/ noun a person who eats the flesh of other human beings. neele accidentally lurks a devilishly attractive cannibal to her address, and he won't take no for an answer.

"Fuck off" "Why do that, when I can fuck you? --- Two people. One bet. Who will the winner be? All rights reserved © 2014 Hemmoisapenguin(Despina)

"You will cry, you will plead, but no one will hear your screams"

Your glances or even accidental touches make me sick with excitement, dizzy with nausea. Nothing is more intoxicating than you, Luke Robert Hemmings.

(Y/N) is just an innocent girl who wanted to live a normal, carefree life. That's all she cares about, well, that and her candies. With low blood sugar, she needs to keep her energy up with something sugary, so what better way than to befriend a psychotic clown with a sweet tooth. Wait... What? Suddenly, (Y/N) finds herself thrown into a world of nightmares and murdered children. She tries to get help, but no one believes her. She's stuck being alone with the psychotic clown that puts the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'. But really, what could go wrong? DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LAUGHING JACK. HE BELONGS TO SNUFFBOMB. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE OTHER CREEPYPASTAS. THEY ALL BELONG TO WHOEVER THE HELL MADE THEM. I ONLY OWN THE STORY'S PLOT, GEORGE, OFFICER DELLA, OFFICER KINGSLEY, THE CHILDREN, THE PARENTS, BASICALLY ANY SIDE CHARACTER THAT ISN'T A MASS MURDERER. Rated M for Mature: -contains high violenve -contains high gore -contains foul language

In which a popular boy who cares too much about his reputation meets a girl who hates attention.

✖️A collection of Dark!Luke horror fics I've written✖️ ✖️RED RUM My boyfriend, Luke, has a secret. Maybe it has something to do with the blood on his shirt and the knives in his bag. ✖️DADDY'S DAYJOB In which a single father will do absolutely anything in his power to make sure that his children are happy... no matter what it takes. ✖️THE MASK MAKER "A pretty little girl like you shouldn't have to wear a costume for Halloween. A beautiful face like that doesn't deserve to be covered up by a mask... It deserves to be one." ✖️DOCTOR, PLEASE LISTEN Does he know? Does he know that I know what's going on? Are any of them going to check if the anaesthetic worked? The closer he's getting, the more my heart's beating. I'm awake. I'm awake. He has no idea I'm awake. ✖️3AM There's a reason you shouldn't wake up at 3am. Dark!Luke fics/short stories. {Lophie} [There's like, a few smutty chapters in this book, and a couple violent ones. You've been warned]. ©loudluke