Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Mikasa has always been the one beside Eren, devoting her life to protect him. What if one day, he switched Mikasa, for the lovely Krista Lenz instead? Mikasa tries to imitate Krista in all aspects of life to gain Eren's attention, therefore almost losing her true self before her captain, Levi noticed her every move. Can he show her what true love means?

What would happen if Johnny died again, but didn't return to his old body? What if he became a cat that Devi adopts? Can Devi help return him to his original old self or will he be stuck like this forever?...

Nny takes Squee out with him on one of his nightly walks. Squee talks about how much he wishes he had a pet, but knows that his parents would never let him keep anything, so our beloved homicidal hero decides to keep the pet at his own house, letting Squee come visit his pet. Will the poor pet end up like Nailbunny? Or will things end up happier for it? Will Nny hate having to take care of it? Find out here lol

jthmxreader you have a weird past and he's just... well...strange. Johnny's finally met his match. She's just as crazy as he is, at least that's what he thinks. one night while on the run after breaking out of prison. you break into the wrong abandoned home, a home with the address 777. this oughta be fun, right? updating every day!

For years, Rachel has endured abuse and belittlement at the hands of her parents, it's become the norm in her life. She suffers alone in the apartment she calls home. Child Services is called to investigate, and the secret threats of her parents make things worse. Only with an odd encounter with a gruff young man in the alley, will her life start to change...

Completed! Six years ago, Carla Jaeger fell into a medical accident and was sent into a coma. With no money to pay her bills with, her son, Eren Jaeger, turned to crime and made a not-so-honest living. However, when he was able to pay off her medical bills, he was unable to leave the criminal life behind him, despite the pleas from his adopted sister, Mikasa Ackerman. At twenty-one, Eren is a well known crime boss with a large gang and a popular club. Mikasa became a detective, her life long goal. One day, a homicide victim turns up and has a connection to Eren. The two haven't seen or spoke to each other in six years and they finally reunite over a murder. Word count: 114,411 Warning!: This book contains murder, fight scenes, drugs, and an aggressive lemon here and there. I do not condone the use of drugs or illegal substances and breaking the law. My most impressive rankings: #1 ErenxMikasa #1 Eremika #1 BertoldtHoover #1 Historia Date: 1st June 2020 29th June 2020 Written by Drift1607

With the presence of an honest, honorable Queen like Historia, conservatives and underworld crime lords, (who only thrived under the previous corrupted knights of the round and its King), lost power, control and influence over the people - which spawned a poisonous hatred for the new queen. A storm began to brew against the crown. Whether it was wearing the burden of a crown, being open with the truth to the people, exposing the corruption within the government following closely beneath her rule or her desperate cooperation with the scouts and their endeavors - prying eyes lingered within the shadows, full of distaste for the work she has done. Unable to accept her methods and the change that she brought with it, a new kind of corruption began to fester- but not at the core; simply seeping in like a plague ever so slowly. Historia soon finds its difficult to figure out who are truly her brothers and sisters in arms - only having Levi to trust with her life.

2046, Newlandon. Nine Year old Alviria Penn pulls the trigger of a gun. By eighteen, she's an Influencer, obsessed with peace, and striving to leave her demons buried in the past. A fateful encounter with one of the military's finest, however, brings her comfortable reality crashing down around her as she learns the true cost of her country's version of peace: Freedom.

Hanji Zoe, a new resident to the small neighborhood of Rose, hears rumors of a bad boy on the streets. While exploring her new neighborhood, she gets rescued by this savior... known as Levi Ackerman. A smart girl foreign to her world... with the bad boy of the streets with the passion to protect the ones he loved.