"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

ᴰᴬᴿᴸᴵᴺᴳ, ᴵ ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᶜᴬᴺᵀ ᵂᴬᴵᵀ ᶠᴼᴿ ᴸᴼᵛᴱ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴱˢᵀᴼᴿᵞ ᵁˢ chapters 1 through 29 are extremely old writing that I'm posting anyway so I can go on with the story. thank you for reading, keep in mind all of this is extremely old writing of mine and I do genuinely have a huge attachment to this story so I am keeping it up!! in addition, some sort of rewrite is in the works so if you see any changes or adjustments, that's why!