Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In which Mandela Effects are listed. // The Mandela Effect is when a large amount of people remember something that isn't that way or never happened. You'd be surprised at how many things in this book will make you rethink your whole life.

⚠WARNING⚠ CONTAINS ABSOLUTELY HORRID, EXTREMELY CRINGY UNDERTALE PICTURES SCAVENGED FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

A love story better than twilight

"Sunshine, unicorn piss and highlighter glow, I now turn you into a po-ta-toe!" I shout, angrily pointing my wand at Pringle Ryder Badboyinson. "AHHHHHHH!" shouts Pringle in his manly husky batman voice. Except the voice is not coming from his mouth. It's coming from the tiny potato sitting on top of a crumpled leather jacket. "WHAT THE FRACK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU SOGGY MACARONI??!!" ... Lily Hudson and Pringle Ryder Badboyinson are polar opposites, a good girl and a bad boy, who don't want anything to do with each other. As a matter of fact, they totally loathe other for no relevant reason. That is...until their worlds collide. Until Lily discovers she's Zayn Malik's wizard princess spy child and accidentally turns Pringle into a talking potato. Will she be able to revert him back into his original form and simultaneously save the world? DUN DUN DUN!! Read the book to find out more!! WARNING: Extreme plot twists, read at your own risk.

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Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!