SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Sweeney Todd/Gerard Way slash fanfiction! Rated PG-13 as there will be sex scenes later on, if you're uncomfortable with it, don't read it. However, if you enjoy it let me know what you think. =) Note; the actual relationship-ish stuff doesn't start until around chapter 20.

Aria Wilson has remarkable powers... she just doesn't know it. Aria is a troubled girl with a hard past. She is and has always been obsessed with Norse Mythology; as were her close friends Jane and Darcy, but when her younger sister and last living relative dies mysteriously she is blinded by hate for life itself and falls deep into a depression. As a last resort she is sent to Asgard in hopes of returning to her old self. It is there where she finds passion, pain, love, betrayal, lies and truth. Loki resents his family, and hates everyone. He wishes he would've been put to the axe not simply stuck in prison for a few years. With his heart set in stone he believes he is alone in this world. Until a girl catches his eye. A girl with a broken past that is just as shattered as his. There are constant flames erupting inside Aria, but playing with fire just leaves you burnt. *Mature Content*

A looming darkness has gathered, and the storm is headed for Asgard. Thor needs help, and more than that, he needs the girl raised on Earth. The Earth girl, and his imprisoned brother. Valkyrie Sutton is of Earth. Or Midgard. Or whatever. When Thor, God of Thunder, appears to take her to Asgard without much explanation, Val finds out things about herself she never expected. Tossed into chaos and ripped from her former life, Val finds trouble, and trouble goes by the name of Loki. And like it or not, she needs Trouble's help to save Asgard. Secrets are revealed, bonds are formed, and chances are taken. She will risk everything in the process, all for the sake of the kingdom that threw her away. Post-Avengers. Cover Art by @estefaniML Reviews! "I LOVE THIS. It is eloquently written and drew me in from the very beginning. :D" - CrazyCranberry "well written and pulls in the reader with its simplicity and light sprinkling of intrigue. everything feels real." - angelinatomas "Oh my goodness!! This book is amazing!!!! I just can't wait to see what happens next!!!!" - CharmCasterAvenger "Ashdojakjsjfjwjdjsjcskdjfjskd" - dianalauramg "Val definitely is badass." - Isitmadness "Oh my gods this story is AWESOME!!!!! as a huge Loki fan this is extremely amazing." - 7katie2002 "I feel like I've been through so much with [Loki] by reading this story! Look, there's so much feels I'm using waaay too many exclamation points!! THE FEEELS!!!!" - Willow256 "BEST. LOKI. FANFIC. EVER!!!!!" - flameaugustineaka

I squished myself against the wall out of fear and tried to push one off of me, but I was unable to. As I tried to scream, one covered my mouth. "Don't worry, dear," they said. "It will only hurt a lot." That's when I heard another man say, "Back away from the girl."

{CURRENTLY REWRITING}