I don't even know what I'm doing - EnJoY iM sOrRy-

Read them all! They're not guaranteed to scare the fuck out of you, but they're fun to read. Enjoy! These are not mine. All of the two sentence horror stories are from www.Buzzfeed.com

This is currently done unless i decide to do more in the future, it's kinda boring for me now and i just don't have a drive for horror like the scrub 13 year old i once was. so enjoy this. About this Story, id say its crap, there are a few good ones, but there are a few joke parts in there as well (for instance: Cat). Thanks @LittleWolf808 for the cover.

Looking for a name for your new OC? New roleplay character? Or just want to have some fun with names? Look no further than my "Warrior Cats Name Generator"! Where you'll find plenty of awesome, and plenty of weird, names! *also, the first like 20 or so generators are kinda weird/strange, just bare that in mind when reading, i didn't really get into a rhythm until later on in the book. also, at some point i just started adding random updates about my life at the end of every generator. you can ignore them if you want, but they are sometimes fun to read*

Need a warrior cat name? Want to make a warrior cats series? Or do you just want to know what your life as a brave warrior would be like? Duskstorm is here to provide to all your naming needs! Started - July 07, 2018, Finished - February 26, 2019 [completion date may be different due to edits]

.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife... Have fun, my Clanmates!

WELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, including his best friends, Brambleclaw and Ashfur AKA Team F.A.B. on their journey to annoy Yellowfang after what happen just --- Brambleclaw: YOU HAVE NO ESCAPE FOR HURTING MY LEADER. Yellowfang: *moves the other way but was block by Ashfur* AH! HELP ME! Ashfur: NEVER! Now... Sorry for the interruption made by those cats... This is just a humor book :D

Everyone does Jayfeather or Firestar so I'm doing Bramblestar

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!