This is absolutely not a joke. Conservative prime minister Boris Johnson and Minecraft Streamer Wilbur Soot is my otp.

POV: you're a s*xy minion and you fall in love with Gru!! OwO

Yes, his dick is shaped like a Cillit Bang bottle.

Just a short story of Philip and some garlic bread This book is created by the crawlers discord

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

Pov: daddy preminger hires you to steal weed for him, but he is enchanted by your ocean blue orbs... what will happen next 😏😏🔥🔥🥵🥵 warning: Angst 😔😔😔