As a newcomer to this strange world known as the realm of Mianite. I Jordan sparklez have no clue what's going on. See I was sent here after my tree burnt down and my pet slime died. I am sad to say sensitive and shy as fuck. I have no friends until I am greeted by a strange zombie looking man in a tux. "Why hello good sir and welcome your face to the world of Mianite". At that moment my life starts over.

PERMANENT HIATUS. I appeal to my demographic and upload a story with what they want. cliche Highschool drama. Jordan and Tom have had a rocky relationship for awhile, and they only get rockier in the stress of sexuality, finals, and the looming threat of college. Yet somehow, they'll make it through embarassing themselves.

A collection of all my non-chaptered Syndianite/Diacate fanfiction. Some of them align or reference past fics. I will do my best to put any potential trigger warnings in the beginning of each story. I like to imagine that my writing gets better as you get through each story, but who's to say?

Dumb Mianite one shots, it's gonna have a lot of my headcannons in it. Requests for ships/ideas are okay. Will be NSFW at times so be careful.

He leaned his head on my chest as I walked away from the small town not looking back. I looked down at the now sleeping boy in my arms. "Don't worry. I'll look after you.

First, kiss. Second, fuck. Third... Warning: This will be mature as fuck, prepare your asses.

A collection of various one-shots and shorts from the Realm of Mianite that I have posted on my blog, assembled and categorized on Wattpad for easier reading. Most shots are ship-based, and vary in length but are generally at least 1,000 words. Features: Syndisparklez, Motanite, Syndianite, Synglington, Firefoxxlingco, and more. The fics that are mature are marked with (NSFW).