I'm the most popular kid in school. Need I say more? They expect me to be a rebel, to go to detention several times a week, to not do my homework. But, on the inside, I'm a nerd. It's a quality that's hard to hide, and I can't show it, or else I won't be popular anymore. But then something interesting happens, and Lenny could be the last chance of survival.

Everybody has problems. I get told that all the time. I bet I have more problems than you or anyone in your school. Here's a couple. I'm fat. I'm not popular. I'm also pretty much too smart. It's not fun at all. And worst of all, the least popular guy in school is gay and he always hangs out with me, even though I can't stand him. The year's already half over and I just need to survive the rest. Who knows. Maybe something magical will happen. But so many terrible things keep happening to my life. Any reference to any person, living or dead, is completely coincidental. Based on some real events.