You're just like everyone else. You live a normal life, with a normal job, with a normal apartment, and with a normal everyday schedule. But when you happen to see a mysterious glint of something one early morning, everything begins to take a strange turn for you. The question is: is it for the better or for the worse? Warning: Usage of strong language Disclaimer: Cover image does not belong to me, and neither does the show Steven Universe. Credit goes to the creators. Edit (7/1/22): This is officially a crackfic. It's too terrible to take seriously. Also, I know I never officially stated it, but this fic is most definitely discontinued.

Purple Sapphire is different, instead of seeing the future, she can make one. After an outburst of rage, Purple Sapphire give Pink Diamond a fate of shattering, and she is wanted on Homeworld. Purple Diamond leaves homeworld and goes to a planet called Earth. Since the Crystal Gems don't want her, she goes with the Shimmers... who are a a pack of gems.

You had just recently moved to a new school called "Homeworlds Highschool for Gems". You met new people, made friends, and enemies, but there's one person you turned all of your interest to. The jock, and number one school athelete. Jasper.

Randy is a college student of Monster's University. What happens when he catches the eye of Johnny Worthington? What romance advantages are in store for this odd couple? A big tough hot popular guy dating a frail smart shy guy?! What will happen to Randy after joining Roar Omega Roar (ROR) Anime style ( humans ) So if I say stuff like hands, face, and any human feature this book is basically the human version of Monster's university.

Get your reader inserts here! Request, request! Smut only if you want it! The last Steven Universe story I wrote became amazingly popular, I would say. So, now I shall attempt some Cannon x Reader!

Blue Diamond, after going through grief, leaves the diamonds for a while to find herself once again and happens to run into the right human to help her... Their name is Y/N. Blue Diamond finally might have found a cure to her thousand year heart ache. You. Read to see your and Blue's Love story unfold! **Blue Diamond might be a bit Yangire and smaller at times**

~read the title, people

A love-hate relationship ~ Jasper x Reader ~ You fight often, sometimes physically, but there's something you admire about each other. This is about the relationship between you and Jasper, starting as enemies but gradually evolving into something else. (SLOW BUILD) Original artist for cover photo: http://karaboos.tumblr.com/post/118635089016/needs-a-cold-wet-towel Thank you and enjoy!

The lyrics to Nickdominates parody of dollhouse.

You have just arrived at Beach City. The small town is normal as any other. Or is it? You see something strange in the sky and it quickly catches you wondering what it is. What you don't know is that Beach City has a lot of strange things going on. What happens? You'll just have to wait and see yourself. Watch your life unravel before your eyes. (Possible swearing at some point.)