❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

UPDATE: I wrote these when I was 13 and depressed all the time. I'm 18 now, and, fortunately, life's been going well! Unfortunately, these poems are fairly cringe, so read at your own risk. Just some poems that I write when I'm in the poetic mood. Occasionally, there might be some other people's poems. I should warn you that these can get kind of dark. Updates will be whenever I feel like it. Highest Rank: #84 in Poetry

The Giant war is over and Percy Jackson is spent. Finally there's a chance he can be with Annabeth for a while and he eagerly awaits the summer they have planned together. But when Hecate shows up and sends Percy on a new quest, it could be the by far stupidest thing he has ever done. He must be the new teacher at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been attacked by the Ministry and Dementors. If that wasn't enough he now has a new teacher. But he is like, a 17 year-old kid. Who looks a lot like him. It's Harry's 5th year and he is now a nutter to the wizarding world. So when he sees the kid show up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, he starts thinking he might actually be mental. The new kid turns out to be a teacher. The teacher of DADA. But Umbridge is still there- as the High Inquisitor. It seems she watches the new teacher-Professor Jackson- a lot more than the others. Something is off about him. And the Golden Trio always tries to find out what.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) **Updated daily**

The small town of Lelinda, in rural Kansas, is quiet and well-mannered. Nothing interesting ever happens here. Everybody knows everyone else. The only apparent problem is the two-year drought that won't go away. But 12 year-old Ashley Taylor can see what nobody else can see. Silent and forgotten, she watches her home-town, as it crumbles around her, while trying to keep from drowning beneath the chaos of her mind. But problems can only stay hidden for so long. And this fall, the town of Lelinda will finally realize just how little they can take. Thank you to @kawaii_Dashie for the cover!

Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing