in which kim jongdae messages a chen stan on instagram as a dare and poses as a girl who also stans chen. ©virjins 2016 highest rank :: #102 in humor (before getting re-categorized)

"ɪ'ᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴀ ᴄʜᴏɢɪᴡᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ" || in which the kids of EXO communicate via group chat || lower case intended

"ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ" || In which EXO communicates via Group Chat.

what if the three beagle puppies you adopted happened to transform into troublesome (but hot) humans?

"aѕĸ нer тo ѕend noodѕ" || In which a girl fucks up and messages Yixing by mistake || •feat. The rest of EXO• ||lower case intended||

"ᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs... ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴛʀᴜɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ." | in which the exo members attempt to raise their respective families in modern times |

"ʀᴏᴍᴇᴏ ᴡᴀs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ!" [ in which park chanyeol hates theatre, but loves the theatre girl ]

"man, you just got fanzoned. bad." - explicit language. (mostly) text format! - an oh sehun fanfiction.