[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ] Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts. It's where I just put all of my jokes that I thought of on the get-go and some other stuff, like drawings people have drawn about Servamp and other people's jokes about it (I'll try to credit them as much as I can!) . This book also contains some of my oneshots of Servamp ships (mainly KuroMahi) that more often that needed to has smut. So be warned! [A more detailed description shall be inside on the first chapter. Full-length fics (eg: one shots or short multi-chapter ones) can be found with the added ship pair name beside their fic's original name.] [ Credits to FoxcatAI for the cover and banners! She's amazing, please check her out! ^^ ]

⋄◊⋄◊⋄◊⋄◊⋄ Textposts from Tumblr because Soukoku is OTPPPPPP ⋄◊⋄◊⋄◊⋄◊⋄ Some of these are 100% original, but I consider memes to be public domain, so feel free to take them. That being said, if you consider some of these not being free to use, inform me and I'll take them down. (If you repost this specific compliation on other platforms such as AO3, fanfiction.net, etc., please let me know so I don't have a bunch of people accusing me of stealing it! Thank you!)

The casanovas have each taken an interest in a certain male on MyStreet. All from the same family. Each of the casanovas likes one of the Ro'Meave brothers and needs to confess but they all have a problem. Laurence doesn't accept his feelings and shames himself. Travis has to deal with an over protective Garroth and has to accept his demonhood. And Dante has to deal with two over protective brothers. Will things work out in the end? Read to see.

hHHHhhHhhhhHHHh--- welp, this is my new book ...... I don't know what to do .. Sorry I'm not ready tho -----------------

All Mahiru wanted was to make an infamous delinquent stop skipping class. Getting dragged headfirst into a gang war and making a bunch of very weird friends was never part of the plan. Cross-posted from AO3.

'Ah..I see,they're too good for them..' Tsubaki realised as he heard shuffling from the floor below them. The shuffling was chaotic,as if the people below were desperate to get atop to the level they were currently on. Cries of 'Licht-Chan!', 'Misono!' , 'Izuna!', 'Tetsu!' and 'Mikuni.' were heard. However,one of the cries were the loudest of them all: "TSUBAKI!DON'T YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON MAHIRU!" And that,came from the Kuro himself. "That didn't sound like something coming from his Sloth personality at all." Mikuni sighed,and faced Tsubaki. "Hey..Don't you all think that..You're all too good for your own Servamps..?" Tsubaki hung his head low,and extended his hand. He flattened his pale hand out, which confused Mahiru as he tilted his head in a response to his actions,"Huh?What are you talking about,Tsubaki-" Tsubaki made his hand turn into a fist,and the Eves' chests glowed a red hue. The Servamps finally reached the top floor,but they were too late: "Begone." The Eves disappeared. Tsubaki turned to the Servamps and smiled,before disappearing in a puff of smoke. ---------------------------- OR ---------------------------- The Eves went to fight Tsubaki with their Servamps. Tsubaki then realised that the Eves,were too good for their own Servamps. So what does he do? Why,transport them back to the Past,of course! And it seems that.. Tsubaki's past self had received information that Tsubaki sent the Eves back to the past. Now,what will happen to our dear Eves,as they travel back to the time where the Servamps don't even know what an Eve and a Contract is? And will they even be able to get back to their own time? ------------------- "They say that if you have the power to change the events of the past, you will be able to have the power change the meaning of the future." -/- (Inspired by a Story in ArchiveOfOurOwn,called 'I'm sorry,what time is it again?' And credits to FoxcatAI for the cover made! ^^)

( This one is a mess please just read the rewritten version on my account!!! ...unless you like cringe) Mahiru Shirota, he is 16 years old and lives by himself -his uncle sometimes comes to visit though-, he likes keeping things simple and hates it when things get complicated That's why getting this job was by far the worse decision he and his friends has ever made.. or is it really?? after all, the most unexpected things in life, can come in the most annoying, tiresome and complicated way right? contains: [boyxboy] KuroxMahiru (KuroMahi) HughxTetsu (TetHugh) JejexMikuni (JeKuni) HydexLicht (LawLicht) LilyxMisono (Lisono) •• I Apologize, But It Seem Like I Fell For My Babysitter (Caretaker) •• SERVAMPS belongs to tanaka strike Rewritten version is OUT!!!

"My name? It's Mahiru Shirota How old am i? Currently I'm sixteen years old!! Hm? More about myself..? Well, i love to cook and do some house chore! My friends likes to call me a housewife sometimes because of that... Oh! And I'm currently working with five of my friends! What's my job? I'm.. a caretaker... or well i feel more like a babysitter hahaha.. for who? Er well... a family called the servamps" "They're annoying but... they're growing on me haha..." •• I Love Being With You ••

He was betrayed, as simple as that. Mahiru had just wanted Kuro to meet a rebellious girl that he managed to change. Drawn in by temptation, Kuro makes a grave mistake that leaves all of the Servamps and Eves shaken, especially Mahiru. One thing leads to another and driven to the point of frustration, Mahiru cancels the contract before Kuro could even realise how foolish he was. Only after he faces the truth does he try to search for Mahiru, but unfortunately, the brunette already left. With nowhere to go, where does Kuro find himself at? Yes, at his siblings' and Eves' reluctant help. With a new team, can Kuro find Mahiru and achieve his forgiveness again? Also, there's this new C3 member that even Mikuni doesn't know about. He kills Subclasses for a living and is called 'Shiro'. He's an obstacle in the way of their goal. ...Or is he? (This is not an OC/ Kuro shipping story. She's a very minor character. It's KuroMahi. More details in the book!)

During a Get-together at Misono's house with all of the Eves and their Servamps -Excluding Izuna and Freyja-,Mikuni handed out potions to each of the Eves, brewed by Johannes Faust himself. He didn't give himself nor the Servamps one as he said that it wasn't needed. He said that the potion would awaken their.. ...'Killer Intent',and it would last for two weeks. If the Eve's personality changed,then his Killer Intent has been awakened. However,if the reaction is the polar opposite, meaning that the Eve hadn't changed personalities.. ...Then the Eve would be deemed to have a 'No Killer Intent At All Whatsoever' syndrome,or the killer intent has already been awakened and manifested itself. Misono and Tetsu changed.. ...Mahiru and Licht did not. Mikuni shrugged and deemed them as having the mentioned syndrome,which is weird when it is directed to Licht to be frank. However,behind those Façades..were completely different people. Now,can the others find out who Mahiru and Licht really are? And oh no! It seems that the long-time-unseen world-class hackers,informants and hitmen who worked together as a pair,named 単純 [Tanjun] (Simple) and 悪魔 [Akuma] (Demon),have resurfaced again! Can they find out who Mahiru and Licht really were in the past,now? (Credits to @FoxcatAI for the cover made!^^) [And also,this takes place after Tsubaki's war between the Servamps and the Eves. Anyways,bye~!]