I was listening to depressing songs, and I like suicidal and depressed toby. I don't know what I'm doing...

In a house full of insane murderous creatures, it was easy for Toby to get lost in the background. Not nearly as important as most of the other members, nor as enjoyed and fun, Toby's demeanor changes as time goes one and he realizes that no one needed nor wanted him around. As Toby's thoughts get even more dark, he finds himself in the adventures a lifetime, that might, or might not, change how he views the world. And maybe, just maybe, he'll realize just how much his family loves him. Author's Note: This is a re-write from the original. I wanted to keep the old version, however I made a mistake that wasn't fixable and had to just edit the book all together. I'm sorry for everyone who wanted to keep the old one. I hope you enjoy and feel free to comment/vote/share.

These stories are just stories I found off of Tumblr ((I'm not good at making stories))

The future has come, and like his future self said, Tom has been diagnosed with cancer. Near death, he gets an unexpected visitor... Tord(Now the Red Leader). Reluctant and hostile at first, the two form an unexpected bond. Characters & World Belong to Eddsworld Art is not mine - Artist is Maethorian Edited by @demon_warlocks

Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his relationship with Tom. Little does he know that his nights with Tom are finally stacked against him, and there's no weaseling out of consequence this time. Hated, alone, pregnant, and with an army to run, what will Red Leader do now? (Contains curse words, mute characters, original characters, nsfw scenes, and minimal gore)

There are four armies in the world, each one more vicious than the last. There is the White Army of Poland, The Black Army of Sweden, The Red Army of Norway, and the Blue Army of Britain. While the White and Black army were threatening, they couldn't compete with the Red and Blue army. You were proud to call yourself a Blue Soldier, in fact, you were the Personal Assistant and best hitman of Blue Leader Tom himself. He practically doted on you, showering you with love and affection when his soldiers weren't around. You didn't mind. After all, he gave birth to you. Ah yes, the Blue Leader had many secrets. One of them included him being an omega. But there were secrets far darker than that. When your birth-father Thomas goes missing after a Red Army attack, you enlist yourself into your biggest enemies army to save your birth-father. While working as a red army recruit, you catch the eye of the Red Leader. Tord Larson. The thought of him made your blood boil. You didn't have any personal reason to hate him - All you knew was that he and your father were enemies for as long as they could remember and that he killed countless of blue soldiers. Plenty of reason enough. Forced to work personally for Tord Larson, you stumble into a web of lies and truth. Seems that your family had far more dark secrets than you thought.

It's been 16 years since Tom's fateful decision. Tika is in the care of the Rebellion Base with her two favorite, awesome uncles. She grew up not knowing who her real parents are and her uncles were quick to change the topic every time she brought it up. Even the soldiers around the base knew but wouldn't tell her their names. They only spoke well about one of her parents while they seem annoyed with her other one. The only thing she looks forward to is the blue letters that are sent to the base from her mother. She learns a few things about the rest of her family through them, yet they don't give names. Tika knows she had two older brothers who she's been dying to meet too. She just wants to know more about her family She wants to see them She wants to hear her mother's voice again When she finally comes back to her family, she's in for an adventure. [Sequel to 'His Favorite'] Please also know characters from the series are used, not the real people. Please show some respect ^^

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

I'm sad, depressed, and TomTord obsessed. I do NOT ship the real people, only the fictional characters. Random pictures I find on Pinterest. I regret everything. !Warning: Contains Multiple 18+ Moments! Highest Ranking(s): #78 Ship #40 Tord #69 EddsWorld #51 TomTord #124 Tom Credit to original artists. If you are not reading this on Wattpad, get off immediately because you may be exposed to DANGEROUS VIRUSES!