Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

What if someone who can't exist, turns up across the street from you and asks you to run away and have adventures with him? What would you do then?

Jo always thought she was ordinary - at least, until the Master came and tore down her world - literally. Now, she knows she's a time lord due to recent regeneration. Because of her sudden new personality crisis, she now feels as though it's her job to get the a Doctor and Clara together. A sequel to the impossible man, the impossible girl is more about adventure than anything, but of course, it comes with a side of whoufflé.