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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

Sequel to: Shit! I'm Sorry! Alexis and Ryan continue their crazy journey together. Literally. He said, "pack your bags, we're getting out of here...tomorrow". What happens when you are suddenly pulled into a travelling madness across Europe, America, Asia and the Middle East? No planning, no map and no sense of what you are doing. How about if you've been pulled over by the cops, lost you're friends trying to travel from China to India, or even slept in the Las Vegas airport? Alexis, Ryan, Kayla and Josh decide to take a wild adventure after high school, and it's no way near what they expected. © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear

Opal Rodriguez and Nathan Adams. The two lovebirds that unofficially met because of a dare by the pool. Having been invited to the wedding of her sister, Opal has to travel down south to be there in time. With Nathan, of course. With no car of their own, they decide to travel by any transportation that's affordable. Because why not. The only thing is that Opal is stuck dealing with her dumbass boyfriend for the next bunch of hours. This is the sequel of "Pushed into the Pool by the Bad Boy." A better experience would be to be read the first book before reading the sequel. Highest Rank: #274 in Short Story 4/23/18 2017