Meet Link, a 19 year old youngling, who's just trying to keep his family run farm, aka The Temple of Farms, from getting put out of business by Ganon, a 30 year old demonic thief, who runs an illegal pig farm, illegally. These two goons meet at a seminar on how to make "Hyrule great again" and instantly clash heads. Will these two hunks ever be able to find love?