❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

A compilation of some Heather Chandler x Veronica Sawyer one-shots and drabbles wherein I update whenever I feel like it, sorry for the inconvenience 😂✌✌ It'll also have some McDuke in it and I accept and love prompts and suggestions! (WARNING: Since it's Heathers, there is cussing and swear words!)