❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?

"i will be your home."

"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

"Marry me then you'll have your properties back, Marry me for 12 months then your choice, after 12 months you'll get your properties back" Park Jimin

Y/N has to marry her bully because of her parents company was about to close. So she unwillingly need to married to Park Jimin. Jimin treat Y/N badly behind their parents. He make Y/N became his slave after their marriage. Y/N had to do every chores in the house and often need to see Jimin with his girlfriend, Jina flirting in every corner of the house. How will she hold out the situation? Read this book to find out!!

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.