When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU) (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

Jake has been hunting demons for as long as he can remember. Dirk has been sucking the life out of hunters for his entire existence. But then the two meet, sparks fly and Jake has a hard time pulling the trigger on this one... Even if it costs him never being able to see his cousin again.

It's just a normal day at school with john dave and all the other kids an trolls Right? (Credit to the awesome art work and homestuck is created by andrew hussie i did not create it hope u enjoy thanks!-nein)

A fancy party is thrown for the royal family, but just isn't exciting for the heir, john, and his knight, dave. What will they do to escape boredom; ditch the party.

This is old and I wrote it a good two years ago. My grammar is very bad and I'm very sorry. I'm not in this fandom anymore because of personal reasons but I'm trying to make a few more updates. Sorry.

These are for the submissions I recieved only. For my Headcanons, look for the separate book. Submissions are CLOSED

My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

REALLY GAY. EVENTUAL SMUT. A LOT OF CUSS WORDS.

John was bullied in his home back in Washington, D. C.. Badly. He was afraid to speak, even, and his voice had left him. He had become a selective mute. His father was worried, so he found a new home in Texas. Starting at a new school, there are two concerns: Will he fit in? Will he ever have the courage to voice himself? John is a selective mute. Trigger warning for sensitive themes. Thanks much to my RP partner. :)