why tf do yall read this

Donny didn't mean to do this. He just wanted some ass... But instead, he got you pregnant. You didn't believe in abortion, even though he wanted you to have one, so you were just going to have to work this out and hope that you didn't get assassinated. Read on for the juicy details...

Tim and moby are about to film their new brain pop video with tim distracted all moby can think about is tims soft touch...and some pancakes.